Tagalog Funny Jokes and Funny Conversations is a great collection of funny jokes and conversations guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. You may have been so stressed in your day to day living, got lots of problems and all you want is to relax and have fun. Laughter is always and indeed the best medicine. We’ve gathered the best selections of funny jokes with just the right tone of raunchy humor and sensible enough to bring you to belly laugh. From practical jokes to a hit-or-miss ones.
Be ready to burst of deep loud hearty laughter as you browse through these Tagalog Funny Jokes and Funny Conversations :
Windows
Erap: Magkano ba yan?
Tindera: 100 pesos lang
Erap: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindera: Bakit para sa computer nyo?
Erap: Bakit may windows din naman yon ah!
Calculator
Anak: tay, anu poh yung elevator?
Tatay: anak, yung elevetor, kahon yun na tumataas at bumababa sa isang building
Anak: Ah! eh yung escalator tay?
Tatay: anak, yung escalator, yan yung slant na galaw na hagdan….
Anak: ah! eh yung calculator?
Tatay: ewan ko anak, di pa ako nakasakay niyan..
(Usapan ng dalawang bata)
Juan: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo ba yung Pacific Ocean? siya ang humukay nun!
Pedro: Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo yung Dead Sea?
Juan: Oo…
pedro: Siya ang pumatay nun!
Victim
Judge: Miss ilang beses ka ba ni-rape nitong akusado?
Rape Victim:Tatlong beses po!
Rapist: Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang.
Rape Victim: Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako?
(Nasa elevator ka with your crush)
Eh that time sinisipon ka
suddenly!
Napautot crush mo
Natawa ka! Lumobo sipon mo
Sino mas nakakahiya? Ikaw o siya?
Basag
“You are good looking!”
It’s good to answer with,
“Thank you, SANA IKAW DIN!”
Tama ba?
Foodcourt
Girl1: nag-dinner kami ng bf ko kagabi, grabe! na-impressed ako! Ang laki ng resto at ang dami pang choices.
Girl2: talaga?! Ano pangalan ng resto?
Girl1: Foodcourt!
Baliw
Baliw: Hello, check ko lang po kung may tao pa sa room 206?
Nurse: Ah, wala na po kaninang hapon pa. Bakit po?
Baliw: Uhm… wala naman, chinicheck ko lang yung nakatakas talaga ako….
Sam and Piolo
Piolo: i just need 5 things in my life…some friends.. some food.. some work.. some love.. and Some Milby..hehe ü
Sabi nmn ni Sam: i just need 5 things in life too..few work.. few friends.. few food.. few love.. and few-lo pascual!! wahaha!
3 Basis of Choosing a Girlfriend:
1.) MABAIT
*Hindi nagagalit kapag nanananTsing ka
2.) MAHIYAIN
*Hindi tumatanggap ng regalo.
3.) ISIP BATA
Kung anu-ano sinusubo
Erap Jokes
JUDGE:Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ???(di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP:Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to? Bakit may speaking?
Kandong
Dahil sa hirap ng buhay,
Pasahero: Mamang tsuper, may bayad po ba kapag bata?
Driver: Wala
pasahero: Kapag kandong?
Driver: wala din
Pasahero: ok anak umupo kana kakandong ako.
Doktor
ANAK: Itay, masama ang pakiramdam ko.
ITAY: Aba, mataas ang lagnat mo! Patitingnan kita sa doktor.
ANAK: Itay, nakatatamad. Kung titingnan lang niya ako; ipadala nyo na lang ang litrato ko.
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Ang Utot
nananahimik ang mga tao sa isang jeep
at nang isang sandali…. may umutot na pasahero
driver:ano ba! ang baho baho umuutot kayo.
mga pasahero: uy cno ba umutot? para di na magreklamo yung driver.
driver:yung umutot di pa nagbabayad. Magbayad kana kung sino kang ututin ka!
mamang pasahero1: Hoy!Manong Driver! Ngabayad na ako!!!!!
(at umamin ang umutot)
Corny
eh di wow
nice one
I like this nice one
Nice one
./.
Hahaha
Ang Ganda nang mga qoutes :))))
Hahahha. Tawa much
hahahaha
kakuyaw:) iba talaga….
Tawa Mch !
Hehehe nice
🙂 yup yup
hahahahhahahahahahah
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Astig ng mga jokes nio ..
asa
grabiha,,,,kataw-anan kaau..,,
Katawa Grabe…
hahahah xD .. !!!
hahahahahahaha tawa ako dun ha..
Paano kung ganito ang nanay mo!!!
Anak: nay hihingi Sana ako ng 500.
Nanay: ano 400?! Ang laki naman ng 300 na hinihingi mo?!! Akala mo ba
Madaling makahanap ng 200?!! Anong gagawin mo sa 100?!! 50 nga
Hirap ko na kitain 20 pa Maya?!! Pasalamat ka may 10 pa ko o eto 5 …!!!!
Anak: akin name baka imaging PISO pa yan ..!!
~~wooot heheh lolXD~~
NAKAKA TAWA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
hahahaha
di wow
Hahaha mukang baliw!
RAINVEN:ALAM MO BA ANG TATAY KO PULIS DONNALYN:ANO NAMAN SAKIN
Nice Lels 😀
Laugh p more
nice
eh di wow
Kingina nyo hahaha grabi tawa ko dto hahaha
OK narin
GF: I describe mo ko!
BF: you are ABCDEFGHIJK
GF: huh? anong ibig mong sabihin??
BF: Adorable
Beautiful
Cute
Decent
Elegant
Fashionable
Gorgeous
Honest
Intelligent.
GF: *kinilig* ano naman yung J at K?
BF: Just Kidding
hahahahaha
Damihan nio pa ng joke konti eh tpos u…ng iba waley..chicky
Edi ikaw gumawa ng jokes. Halatang pinaghirapan tapos gaganyanin eh.
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Haha super nakakatawa
cool din nnmn ea..
e di wow
What the fuck funny world hahahha nakakatawa talaga
hahahahaha
hahaha.:)
LOL.
sobrang nakakatawa hahahahahhahaha///…..
thanks!
hahahaaahaa na ihi ako sa katatawa
kakatawa po sobra…
You are my breathing in, I have few web logs and rarely run out from to post .
corny nang jokes… di nakaka tawa..
Exactly!!!! Awesome Information
( naglalakad si juan at pedro ng may nakita si juan na kano na nakabukas ang bag)
Juan: Pedro, sabihin mo nga dyan sa kano yung bag nya bukas baka may mahulog…
Pedro: Hey yow men!!! Your bag is tomorrow, cow is falling…
Haha talino nmn ni Pedro
PARA SA MGA MASYADONG INIP..
BOY:Nag ttype ng i love u sa text
GIRL:waiting for txt
BOY:wait lang ha, nag ttype ako ng i love u para sau
GIRL: ano ba yan.. yiiehh dalian mo na ^^
BOY: Wait lang, ng ttype pa aq mahal ko..
GIRL: tagal nman, sn knba?
BOY: i L n ako..
GIRL: ai bagal.. i love u din mahal ko ^^
HAHA! edi mas kilig si boy ^^
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